We’re Sunbeam (3-year-old kids) teachers at church. The title of our lesson yesterday was- “I am Grateful for Fish”.
Now, let me back up a bit. Over the weekend, Kenneth and I went to this cool Haiku Party! It was neat! We wrote haikus, and then they were judged. The top ten were given prizes. Kenneth and I won! Our winning haiku was:
Rapist in Lincoln Park
He’s snatchin’ your people up
So run and tell that.
So guess what we won? A goldfish!
We thought, “Perfect! Now we can bring in our fish as a visual to our lesson in one day.” Wrong. Little did we know that it was a suicidal goldfish.
We went to sleep the night before we were going to give our lesson, woke up, and the fish had jumped out of the cup. What has society come to?