Here’s the story of a young lady
Who was going on a mission right away.
She was looking for some fun, without commitment.
She didn’t expect a wedding day.
Here’s the story of a man named Kenneth
Who was busy with school, work, and fun.
He noticed the young lady, across the way
And he knew what had to be done.
And then one day Rachel fell in love with this fellow,
And both of them somehow “just knew”
That the two of them must form a family.
That’s the way they became the Alford Crew.
The Alford Crew. The Alford Crew.
That’s the way Ken and I started the Alford Crew.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
. . . I love it. Name one of the questions marks after me someday, okay?